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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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We're hanging out near the back of the ship, and you see a fireball erupt out of the forest.

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Fireball! We're being attacked! We're being attacked!

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You see a red, a black, and a blue dragon emerge from the forest line.

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I just like, take a lap of the ship, like, there's three dragons behind us! We're under attack!

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I get Captain Neff to turn a little bit to the left so that the cannons are better lined up towards the red and black dragons,

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to try and nab that red dragon as it dives out of the way.

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And the second volley quickly follows behind it, and that dragon takes three huge hits.

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What about the force fields?

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And she looks you dead in the fucking eye, and she's like,

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The fuck you talking about, bitch? They're no fucking force fields!

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Never mind!

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Go back down and make your bombs!

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And we're going to try to push that bear masthead onto the dragon.

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And the two cannons that are on the front release, and these two extra potent exploding devices,

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it makes it explode off the front of the ship and knock it down to the earth below.

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And you land on the outskirts of the city of Xanthal's tower.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons!

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We are a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast, and I'm your dungeon master, Russ More, and with me today is Carla Johnson!

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Hey, I play Nulara Moonbrook.

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And Amy More!

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What up? I play Thea Anastasia.

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And Tom Laird!

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Hey, that's me. I play Flint Firebeard.

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Welcome, everybody! How we doing today?

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The voice got so high!

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It did get a little high. I liked it.

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We're very excited to be playing D&D today.

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Me too!

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I think we all are, guys.

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This will be a pleasant listening experience. Let's keep this going.

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Yeah, it's going to be great, guys.

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You cut that out. No Disney shit.

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They are notoriously litigious.

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That was very obviously Mickey. They will come after you.

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Disney knockoff!

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It's DOSNY!

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Flammikins is really like a heroin addict Mickey Mouse.

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Wow.

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I can see it.

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It got really dark.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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It's bad. Anyways.

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God, I got kind of sick.

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Real bad, guys.

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Next episode, we have an intervention for Flammikins.

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I'm glad we had her on this airship. She's been detoxing.

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Dear Flammikins, you have hurt me in the following way.

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Exactly.

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Your actions.

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I got you on this fucking ship, guys. You better be thanking me.

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No, you didn't.

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I did too.

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We let you stay on this ship because you happened to be with us.

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I work on this ship.

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You weren't even supposed to be up here.

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I can no longer offer you my friendship or support unless you choose this gift today.

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It's only $19.95.

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Anyways.

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It'll make you pay to go to rehab. Other people pay for that.

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Of course.

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This is going to be a best episode?

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Oh, this is going to be one of our best episodes.

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We're laying down the gauntlet.

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Starting really good.

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Fuck it, guys.

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Let's play D&D.

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Yeah, you made it on your outskirts of town.

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There's Anthos Tower.

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You see the tower with the surrounding overgrown, what looks like a maze.

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Is it amazing?

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It looks like it could use some work.

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Is it dis-mazing?

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No?

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Looks like it's been...

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You're missing my pun.

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Don't blow right past my pun.

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Mine was so disapproving.

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I was confused.

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I was angry.

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Never looks grumpy.

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And he just has this like, what the fuck was that look on his face?

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It was like the grumpiest face.

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Do better, Carla.

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Do better.

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Got better in you.

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There were 48 episodes and that was the worst.

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That made Tom angry and confused.

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Note to self, make some more really bad puns because Tom does not like them.

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Does not care for them.

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Anyway, the maze looks overgrown.

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Sorry, Russ.

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Probably not well traveled, what with it being a death maze and all.

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They're losing groundskeepers left right in the center.

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It's just impossible to be upkeep on this thing.

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The school field trip there was a fucking nightmare.

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Do you peter down the stepladders?

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Do just us five go down and then Captain Neff like spirits away?

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Just takes off.

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I don't know.

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She's like, wait.

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I don't know if I should stay or should I go.

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I don't know.

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Maybe you have a conversation with Captain Neff before you go.

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Captain Neff, do you need to go continue on with your mission that you were on with the other ships?

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Or are you going to just chill here and wait for us to go through the death maze and come back?

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I guess we probably should have talked about how long you plan on being here.

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What's your goal?

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Extraction.

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We're here on a straight rescue mission.

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Well, I mean, it would probably be quicker for you to get back with the ship.

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Oh, we'd like you to stay.

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You proved yourselves very handy on the ship, especially in the face of several dragons.

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I wish I had my bear's head still.

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But I mean, thank you for saving us.

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I'll carve another one while I wait maybe.

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But yeah, we'll just go around the perimeter and keep an eye out for things.

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I'm sure we'll keep a low profile.

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So it's going to be like there's no parking spots downtown.

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So you're just slowly circling the block.

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So it's actually a pretty smart idea.

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I suspect we will, yeah, be leaving in a hurry and want to get on the ship quickly.

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The rescue mission, it might be that way.

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Yeah, we'll definitely stay while you go do your business in the town and tower and maze.

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Good luck with that.

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So you're heading down?

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Nularaaaa, Flint, Thea, Thaddeus and Flamikins head towards the city, the village,

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which is also called Xanthal's Tower conveniently and the settlement.

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Actually, everybody make a history check to see how much I can give you before you actually get into town.

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Oh my god, my rolls suck ass.

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It's your history.

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I mean, that's better than five.

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I got a 27.

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What the fuck?

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Flint, you know a lot about things.

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You've been reading a lot, my friend.

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I also know that this Xanthal's Tower used to be called Grandsopolis.

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Was it though?

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We're not in the skills challenge anymore.

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I'm not just giving you shit.

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And there's a force field all of a sudden.

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We're good.

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There is a force field.

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That's true, but it's not our force field.

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So, yeah, Flint, you definitely know.

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Flamikins doesn't know.

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Thaddeus knows.

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So Flint and Thaddeus know that Xanthal's Tower was a settlement that began as a place where Xanthal's many apprentices established homes of their own.

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And as years passed, more settlers were drawn to the area as word spread that the wizard and his apprentices offered excellent protection against marauding orcs and monsters.

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The village is smaller now than it was in its heyday.

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But you know that there are about 300 people that still live in this village and you stroll up to it.

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I strut.

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You strut and stroll and walk up to it.

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You can tell by the way she uses her walk.

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We should probably talk.

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And as you come up to it, you kind of get the sense that it it obviously is a larger village than what the number of people are holding there because some of the buildings are in a bit of disrepair because nobody's been taking care of absolutely every building that's in there.

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But you enter the village and you're walking down streets and there are various different people.

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There's different humans and elves and halflings all kind of working about and going about.

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You don't see a lot of them just based on the size as you're going in, but you do pass people as you're walking in.

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Is there anything that I noticed specifically about these people?

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Do they look, is there a mix of like high class people, poor people?

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Are they looking like kind of like they're thriving here?

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Are they looking like they're kind of poor people living in fear living next to a giant death maze?

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No, nobody looks in fear.

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In fact, you are like smiled at and greeted.

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They don't know it's here.

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And they don't look like they're scared or nobody looks like they're increasingly poor.

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Like nobody looks super high class, but they don't look like they're too hard off.

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Like everybody looks well fed and has mostly clean clothes and they just look like they're going about their day.

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Are they wearing cultist robes or just like normal clothes?

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Just normal clothes.

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I stop a particularly friendly looking person and I say, excuse me.

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You stop a female halfling and she's carrying a basket full of bakery goods.

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And she says, oh, yes, yes.

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I was wondering, we just arrived here.

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What's in that tower?

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Well, I mean.

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Is it like a tourist attraction or can we visit?

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There isn't really anything in the tower.

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I mean, there's been some strange happenings the last few days.

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I mean, not the last few days, the last few months.

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Kind of strange happening.

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Well, I mean, it went dark there for quite a while.

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And then and then light started coming on.

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There's different different rumors that go about town as to what it could be.

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But nothing nothing should be in in the tower.

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So, I mean, it's all just a little bit of hearsay.

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Nobody can go into the tower unless they go through the maze.

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So nobody goes and checks.

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Oh, nobody.

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Why doesn't anyone go and check?

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Because you have to go through the maze, my dear.

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Yeah, but it's a maze.

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Obviously, you can just find the solution to the maze and go check on the tower.

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Yeah, you're you're not you're not wrong.

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I mean, I've been through mazes before.

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You're planning on going in into the maze.

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I take it based on your your sudden interest in the in the tower and in the maze.

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So why wouldn't we?

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Well, I go check out this tower like we got to go through the maze.

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You just said so yourself.

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I mean, the maze is quite dangerous.

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Few who enter it ever come back out.

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And the few that actually do come back out look quite worse for wear.

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A dangerous maze?

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I don't know.

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I've been through a bunch of mazes before.

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None of them have been dangerous.

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You you, sir, look like one who's perhaps seen a little bit more battle

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than most of the people around here.

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We come here because of the protection that the the thought of the maze offers us.

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But nobody nobody wishes to go in into the maze for fear.

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I mean, like I've been to like fairs before.

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They've had corn mazes.

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It's no it's no big deal.

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I don't I don't know what's what's different about this.

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My dear, this this maze was was created by the wizard Zanthal.

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Oh, so it's a magic maze.

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Well, you should have said that right from the get go.

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I figured you knew with your your direct questions and my mentioning of a wizard in the tower.

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You said no one was in the tower wizard creating the tower.

253
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I don't think the word wizard ever came out.

254
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No, it didn't.

255
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But but that's OK.

256
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So nobody was.

257
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You're just going to edit that word in here.

258
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It was clean.

259
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,000
It was a clean take.

260
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I can do whatever I want.

261
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Wizard.

262
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So nobody lives in the tower.

263
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,000
Nobody goes in the maze.

264
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But you guys are offered protection living here.

265
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Yeah, yeah.

266
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I mean, there's there's enchantments and spells cast on the tower

267
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and the maze itself.

268
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And the danger is enough to keep any any orcs or anybody coming in to attack us.

269
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You had that's great.

270
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You mentioned most people don't return, but some have looking worse.

271
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For where are any of those who have returned from the maze in the village still?

272
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No, no.

273
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They were mostly adventurers coming to look to find something inside the tower,

274
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some sort of riches or or magical knowledge.

275
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Frequently, the only people who actually venture in that way are our visitors to our town.

276
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And we welcome all visitors and they can come try their hand at the maze.

277
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But we try to warn them that they will have a difficult time if they set foot in.

278
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And if we decided to take a shot at it, how how do we get in there?

279
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Well, there there is an entrance.

280
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I could show you the way.

281
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Would you like me to show you show you the way?

282
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Do you know any like tips for getting through this maze?

283
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,000
I have not been in been in myself.

284
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Are there any like, you know, folk tales or legends or anything?

285
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Yeah, like an UpUpDownDownLeftRightLeftRightBeAselectStart sort of situation?

286
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I don't know.

287
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I don't know what you're referring to.

288
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You must have been many other places.

289
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It's the Contra Code, Russ.

290
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Come on.

291
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Right.

292
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,000
Yes, I don't know.

293
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You speak weird languages.

294
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You must come from far away.

295
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No, because we've we just use the protection of of the of the maze itself as a as a deterrent in and of itself.

296
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,000
And nobody from the village has tried to go in there.

297
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And we try very hard to avoid going in there.

298
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And as you see, as we go up, there's we've set up gates to prevent our animals and our herds from going in to prevent our children from from just wandering in.

299
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I have no information, unfortunately, that can guide you through it.

300
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,000
Well, if you could show us to the entrance, that would be great.

301
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Also, is this bread for sale?

302
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,000
It looks delicious.

303
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,000
Yes.

304
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,000
Did you forget you were carrying a basket of bread?

305
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,000
No.

306
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,000
Well, I've had that song from Beauty and the Beast in my head since you said it.

307
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Yep.

308
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So have you, too.

309
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Bonjour.

310
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Bonjour.

311
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Bonjour.

312
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Hey, I was talking to Disney.

313
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Sorry.

314
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Oh, yeah.

315
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Right.

316
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000
Right.

317
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,000
It's just as soon as I pictured someone with a basket of bread.

318
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There goes the baker with his tray.

319
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Exactly.

320
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As you guys are walking.

321
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,000
You're not going to sell me any bread?

322
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,000
Fine.

323
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Whatever.

324
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,000
Yeah.

325
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,000
She said, yeah, of course.

326
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And then you went into Disney songs.

327
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000
Oh, sorry.

328
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I hand her.

329
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Do you want bread?

330
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,000
OK.

331
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,000
Here's your bread.

332
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,000
Thank you.

333
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,000
And I give her whatever bread costs.

334
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,000
Whatever bread costs.

335
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:22,000
It turns out the bread is the key to the maze after all.

336
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,000
We're through safely, guys.

337
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,000
All the monsters are gluten intolerant.

338
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Oh, no.

339
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Like real people.

340
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She gives everyone a loaf of bread.

341
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You are welcome to your pick.

342
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There is.

343
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I'm on guard with my baguette.

344
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I loved it, Tom.

345
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It was really good.

346
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Thank you.

347
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I think the moors just missed it, but I loved it.

348
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I feel like I missed it.

349
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I was calling gluten intolerant people monsters.

350
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Yeah.

351
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It's good.

352
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It's good.

353
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000
OK.

354
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OK.

355
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,000
She gives you all your bread.

356
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:04,000
And as you're walking through the city, weaving through its streets, she says, well,

357
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it doesn't appear that I'm going to deter you from going in.

358
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:13,000
So I'll tell you, I guess, the rumors that have been stirring up since the lights

359
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000
have been turning back on in the tower.

360
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:20,000
The most popular theories and rumors that have been going around are the fact

361
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:27,000
that it's possible that Zaunful himself may have returned as an awakened and

362
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awakened as a lich.

363
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That's one theory flying about or that one of the genies or elementals that

364
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he kept trapped there broke free and is bound within the tower.

365
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So that's a possibility as well.

366
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:47,000
So you think they're just floating around the tower turning on light?

367
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,000
It's definitely possible.

368
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:53,000
I mean, I don't know what genies or elementals can do.

369
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What's this?

370
00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:00,000
You can't see that, Russ.

371
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:07,000
If you're going to accept the rules of this world, you've got to play within them too.

372
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Fair enough.

373
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:15,000
Yeah, so maybe we don't know exactly.

374
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,000
I mean, we don't go there.

375
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:22,000
You aren't going to try and destroy the tower, Mace?

376
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,000
No, no.

377
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,000
But it did sound like you were saying a third thing that I interrupted you.

378
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,000
I'm sorry about that.

379
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,000
What did I say?

380
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,000
I said the lich, possibly the genies, elementals.

381
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,000
Or the elementals or genies.

382
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,000
And then you were launching into a third one and I kind of cut you off.

383
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:41,000
Yeah, yeah.

384
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:45,000
Well, I mean, only a couple of people have seen it.

385
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:49,000
But there's been it's not really in regards to the lights.

386
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,000
But I mean, it's interesting that you show up here.

387
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What were your names?

388
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Jill.

389
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Jill?

390
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000
OK.

391
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:01,000
I mean, you look familiar.

392
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,000
I'm Gil.

393
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,000
That's what they call me.

394
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,000
Famile Jill.

395
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000
Jill.

396
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000
Gil.

397
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000
And yours?

398
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:13,000
I'm still like a window.

399
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,000
Yep.

400
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000
Dill.

401
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,000
Dill.

402
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,000
Yeah.

403
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,000
Not Bill.

404
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,000
Dill.

405
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,000
Like Spike.

406
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And Milly.

407
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Way to mix it up.

408
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000
Way to mix it up.

409
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000
That's very nice.

410
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,000
OK.

411
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,000
That's fair.

412
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:38,000
No, I was just going to say that some people have seen and we've dismissed it because we haven't seen them.

413
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:44,000
But like a blue dragon in the area.

414
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:47,000
Oh, do you guys get a lot of dragons around here?

415
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,000
That seems crazy.

416
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000
No, no, we really don't.

417
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000
So you haven't seen it then?

418
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,000
No, no.

419
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:58,000
Just something that's being spread about the younger, younger crowd.

420
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000
Millennials, right?

421
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:07,000
What?

422
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:11,000
I like Russ's new, no, attitude.

423
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000
No, it's not happening.

424
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000
No, not that.

425
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:20,000
Just going to shut this down immediately.

426
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,000
Like she's leading us through the village, I imagine?

427
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000
Yeah.

428
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:29,000
Unless there's anything that you're specifically looking for or looking to do.

429
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,000
I don't think so.

430
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000
I'm looking to kill stuff in a maze.

431
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000
OK.

432
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:40,000
So yeah, she leads you to and there's a path that only one path as you're going that leads directly up to the maze.

433
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:46,000
And you look down the path and you can see into the maze.

434
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:55,000
And there is a, it's not even much of a gate, but more of like a picket fence that goes across and has been built all the way around.

435
00:21:55,000 --> 00:22:02,000
And she opens the gate and she says, this is this is the entrance.

436
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,000
Thank you.

437
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:06,000
What was your name?

438
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,000
My name?

439
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,000
Till.

440
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,000
Tilly.

441
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,000
Yes.

442
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:16,000
How you do play.

443
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000
Oh, he plays.

444
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,000
Yes, Tilly.

445
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,000
Tilly Thunderfoot.

446
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,000
He runs this game.

447
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000
Tilly Thunderfoot.

448
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:28,000
Well, thank you for the bread and for the rumors and for guiding us here.

449
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,000
Of course.

450
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,000
Thanks, Tilly.

451
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,000
I wish you the best of luck.

452
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,000
I hope to see you again.

453
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,000
Oh, you will.

454
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:40,000
Swing on by the bakery if you make it back out.

455
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000
OK, bye.

456
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,000
And she scurries off.

457
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:47,000
I feel like we just stand in a line at the entrance of the maze.

458
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,000
It's just like.

459
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,000
So.

460
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,000
Just taking it all in.

461
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,000
Yeah.

462
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000
It looks like a maze.

463
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000
All right, you first find the hints.

464
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:02,000
As you're just kind of standing there, the hedge maze, which surrounds the central

465
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:07,000
tower, is and it's it's huge.

466
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:13,000
But yeah, it does look like it's been overgrown and hasn't been taken care of

467
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000
as far as mazes go.

468
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:20,000
It doesn't appear that there are any other ways in or out.

469
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,000
It's just this one entrance in front of you.

470
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:27,000
The maze appears from the outside.

471
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:30,000
If you weren't, you know, if you didn't know that it was a maze, the maze

472
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:33,000
appears to be a more or less pleasant hedge.

473
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:39,000
Again, a little bit overgrown with a ringed garden around it and seemingly

474
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,000
no resemblance to a maze at all.

475
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,000
It's a maze that doesn't look like a maze.

476
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,000
Are you ready, guys?

477
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:52,000
So you've arrived and it is let's say it's kind of evening hours.

478
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:57,000
So sun's still up probably for another few hours.

479
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,000
What do you guys want to do?

480
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:03,000
Do we want to head in in the dark extraction at night?

481
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,000
Maybe easier.

482
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:07,000
Do we want to camp out, wait and head in in the morning?

483
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,000
What do you think?

484
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:12,000
Personally, I prefer the cover of darkness.

485
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:20,000
I think that if anyone can see us looking from the tower above into the

486
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:27,000
maze below, we're going to be a lot easier to spot during the day.

487
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,000
But no, but that's that's my that's my opinion.

488
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000
I think we should go at night.

489
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000
I think we should go now.

490
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,000
Ready to kick some ass.

491
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,000
Flint?

492
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000
Yeah, I mean, either one works for me.

493
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:46,000
It might be easier landmark wise if we're if this is truly a maze that maybe

494
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:50,000
like shifts around or changes in any way, shape or form during the day might

495
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,000
be easier.

496
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:55,000
But I don't mind this under the cover of darkness idea either.

497
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:58,000
Thaddeus Flamekins, you get a vote.

498
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:05,000
Yeah, I've never been in a maze before being on a ship most of my life.

499
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,000
So I'm excited to see what happens.

500
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:14,000
Thaddeus is saying well, she votes for the maze.

501
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:20,000
Yeah, Thaddeus just says I'm I'm I'm just I'm just here to be helpful.

502
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:25,000
Let's not answer, which is actually not very helpful, Thaddeus.

503
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,000
I know knowing a little bit about the maze.

504
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000
It's just it's a magical maze.

505
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000
So we don't know what we're getting into.

506
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:37,000
It's been determined by the city that the town folk here.

507
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000
They don't they don't have any information for us.

508
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:43,000
So I don't know if night or day is better.

509
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,000
It's weird.

510
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:49,000
We we do some weird shit, so it could be all fucked up in there.

511
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:52,000
Yeah, night or day doesn't it's a good point.

512
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,000
That is doesn't matter.

513
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000
So we're here.

514
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,000
It's not going to get easier if we wait until tomorrow.

515
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,000
So I vote we go for it.

516
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,000
Let's do this.

517
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:10,000
As you prepare to step onto the garden path, everybody make a perception check.

518
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,000
I really shouldn't use this anymore.

519
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,000
It draws a lot of twos.

520
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,000
Two.

521
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:20,000
Plus perception, which is eight.

522
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,000
Ten.

523
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,000
Eleven.

524
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,000
I'm going to roll this one.

525
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,000
OK.

526
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:29,000
Yeah, I'm I'm switching that dice out and choosing another.

527
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:33,000
Oh, Flammigan's got a one.

528
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,000
That is better.

529
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:42,000
As you prepare to step onto the garden path, you notice movement high up on the tower

530
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:50,000
and a human male dressed in black robes stands on the balcony waving something over his head.

531
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:53,000
It's hard to make out details from this distance.

532
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:56,000
But I steal the looky-loo from the airship.

533
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,000
Did you?

534
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,000
I don't know.

535
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,000
Did I?

536
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,000
You tell me there, Flint.

537
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:08,000
Well, I mean, if Cyril missed the fucking dragons flying up, then maybe I did.

538
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,000
All right.

539
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,000
Let's say you've got a looky-loo.

540
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000
Flint, use the looky-loo.

541
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:18,000
And now every time you say you have to say, let's take a little looky-loo.

542
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000
I'm going to take a little looky-loo.

543
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:23,000
So see what this dude's got over his head for everybody else.

544
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000
For everybody else, it's hard to make out.

545
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:31,000
But to Flint, it looks like it might be a blue mask.

546
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:35,000
And you hear the voice call out.

547
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,000
And he screams.

548
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000
He says, heroes.

549
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000
They saw you in the village.

550
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:43,000
I've taken the mask, but they'll realize it's missing within minutes.

551
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:48,000
Look for me beneath the tower for it's the only place I have a chance to hide.

552
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000
This seems like a terrible plan.

553
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000
Why is he screaming?

554
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000
He is not a smart guy.

555
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:58,000
This is the key that will let you teleport into the dungeon.

556
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:05,000
As he speaks, the figure holds aloft a second item, some sort of white Glimering hourglass.

557
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:10,000
I will leave it behind after I use it, but others may find it before you do.

558
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:16,000
The speaker looks over his shoulder as another figure suddenly dashes out onto the balcony.

559
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000
A flash of blades and spell fire erupts.

560
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:24,000
Then the figure who spoke pitches his attacker over the railing before dashing back inside.

561
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:27,000
So that was the thing that just happened.

562
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,000
All right, well, our cover's blown.

563
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:35,000
From the sounds of his description, they already knew you were there, which is why he was screaming out.

564
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,000
Oh, OK.

565
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000
They saw you in the village.

566
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:41,000
Oh, I thought I said I saw you in the village.

567
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,000
No, I saw you.

568
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,000
Heroes, you've come to save me.

569
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,000
He just got very excited.

570
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,000
Yeah.

571
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000
But I don't want to marry.

572
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000
Yeah, exactly.

573
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000
I just want to...

574
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,000
Sing.

575
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000
No singing.

576
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:01,000
We should have maybe yelled at this dude to let his hair down.

577
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:04,000
Maybe that would have worked to help us in.

578
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,000
OK.

579
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,000
So you're dashing in now, I presume.

580
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000
Yeah, let's get her.

581
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,000
Yeah.

582
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:15,000
You run into the path and you run for...

583
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,000
It's less than a minute.

584
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:23,000
But you're running along a winding path and you've entered an open area,

585
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:29,000
which is an intersection where eight paths converge symmetrically.

586
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:33,000
You can see Xanthal's tower dead ahead above the hedge wall.

587
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:38,000
But the way the paths curve, there's no telling which one might lead to it.

588
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:42,000
They all seem to turn away about 15 feet into each of them.

589
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:46,000
A sundial stands in the center of the intersection.

590
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:52,000
The shadow from the gnomon, which is what it's referring to...

591
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000
No, I had no idea what that little thing was called.

592
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000
Yeah, there you go.

593
00:29:56,000 --> 00:30:00,000
The shadow from its gnomon, it points straight toward the tower,

594
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:06,000
which is highly odd because the sun isn't directly behind you.

595
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000
Your shadows point in the proper direction.

596
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:12,000
Only the sundial's shadow points ahead.

597
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:16,000
Russ, am I able to pick the sundial up?

598
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:22,000
The sundial appears anchored to the ground and cannot be moved or shifted.

599
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:25,000
Can I move the gnomon?

600
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,000
You attempt to move the gnomon and it does not move as well.

601
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000
Do you say gnomon?

602
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,000
Gnomon.

603
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,000
Gnomon.

604
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000
So maybe we should...

605
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000
So the sundial is...

606
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:40,000
So you're in, say, call it a square area.

607
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000
Sundial is in the direct center.

608
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:46,000
You've entered, so there is a pathway directly in front of you,

609
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:51,000
to the sides of you, behind you, and then to each corner of this room.

610
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:55,000
So we'll start with the one in front of you will be called A,

611
00:30:55,000 --> 00:31:00,000
then we'll go clockwise, B, C, D, E, F, G, H.

612
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:04,000
So there should be eight total ways to get in and out of this area.

613
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:08,000
And the sundial is...the shadow is pointing straight ahead?

614
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:15,000
Towards the entrance A, which is in the direction that you see Xanthal's tower.

615
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,000
So we would have come in in the E?

616
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000
For entry.

617
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000
Perfect. E for entry, perfect, yeah.

618
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,000
Oh, but E's also for Ygris, so...

619
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:29,000
Well, we also will need to leave that way, so it makes sense.

620
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:36,000
You guys, I think since there's really no way to tell which way to go,

621
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:43,000
I think the straight, I think this one, right ahead of us.

622
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,000
Yeah, that's where the shadow is pointing, correct?

623
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,000
Yep.

624
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,000
I mean, it's as good a guess as any.

625
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:53,000
We'll just have to be somehow very quick, but also methodical.

626
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000
Perfect.

627
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:59,000
So yeah, you head down the pathways straight in front of you,

628
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:03,000
following where the shadow points and the direction of Xanthal's tower there.

629
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:07,000
And it takes no more than about a minute.

630
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:12,000
And you make your way through these winding paths.

631
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,000
The hedges around you are about eight feet tall,

632
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:21,000
and you can see Xanthal's tower over the hedges.

633
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000
And as you're winding through,

634
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:32,000
you come back and out and into the very same sundial area.

635
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:39,000
The shadows at this point, though, are now pointing to A and C.

636
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,000
Did we just come out of C? Where do we come out?

637
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:46,000
As you come out, it's unclear which one you came out of.

638
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000
It's a magic maze, Amy.

639
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,000
Oh, I know it's a magic maze.

640
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:54,000
So we're using A and C narrative mechanically, so I can tell you which ones.

641
00:32:54,000 --> 00:33:00,000
But as you enter, you kind of are looking for these things.

642
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:04,000
And the room seems to spin.

643
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,000
But the tower always stays in the same place, right?

644
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000
It's just...

645
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000
Are you looking for the tower now?

646
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000
Yeah, where's the tower?

647
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:18,000
As you're traveling, you looked to one direction and the tower was there.

648
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000
And as you get out into this room,

649
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,000
you look to the same direction and the tower is not there.

650
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000
It's in another direction.

651
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:28,000
Which direction is the tower in?

652
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:32,000
Where it was pointing more towards the A,

653
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:37,000
now it's pointing kind of towards the D.

654
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:42,000
And the shadows are pointing to entry A and C.

655
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000
Hmm.

656
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:47,000
How about this one? And I gesture to C.

657
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000
Sure.

658
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:52,000
On our way to entrance C, Russ,

659
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:59,000
I would like to drop some coins or something on the ground to mark our entry there.

660
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000
Sure.

661
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:04,000
Sorry, what do you drop exactly?

662
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,000
I drop five bronze pieces.

663
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,000
Or copper pieces, or whatever the fuck the lowest currency is.

664
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:13,000
Panies!

665
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,000
Okay.

666
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,000
You drop, leaving your trail of money breadcrumbs,

667
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:20,000
and you head down, sorry, you said C.

668
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:25,000
You travel down and it takes you, again, about less than a minute,

669
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:32,000
and you enter a large 80-foot square courtyard.

670
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:39,000
And filling the center of this 80-foot square courtyard is a circular pool of water 60 feet across.

671
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:45,000
The water is dark and murky, reducing visibility to about one foot.

672
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:50,000
A garnet gemstone hovers one foot above the center of this pool.

673
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000
Of course it does, why wouldn't it?

674
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:57,000
Another path leaves the area through the hedge wall on the far side of the pool,

675
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,000
directly opposite where you entered.

676
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:05,000
Maybe this would be a good time for levitation boots if we don't want to touch that water.

677
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,000
Um, yes.

678
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:11,000
But then again, maybe touching the stone is a bad idea, so.

679
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,000
Yeah, what do you think, because Donnie can also fly and get the stone.

680
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000
Oh, Donnie, yes.

681
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:24,000
Yeah, my levitate with boots doesn't actually, it is levitate, it is not fly.

682
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:32,000
So, like, I can fly vertically up to 20 feet and remain suspended there.

683
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000
Oh, okay.

684
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:39,000
Can I tether a rope to your foot and then push you?

685
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,000
I like that.

686
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,000
Yep, these are zero-gravity boots, they just take gravity away from me.

687
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000
That's awesome.

688
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000
You're like just a helium balloon, right?

689
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:54,000
Ah, I can move only by pushing or pulling against a fixed object or surface within reach, such as a wall or ceiling.

690
00:35:54,000 --> 00:36:01,000
So you could, like, brace yourself against the wall, push off, and as you float by, grab whatever we need you to grab.

691
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,000
Grab the stone.

692
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,000
And continue on.

693
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,000
What if I stop in, like, the middle of the...

694
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,000
I'm saying we'll tie a rope on you, we can reel you back.

695
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,000
A tether.

696
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:13,000
Or we can just get Donnie to fly over there.

697
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,000
Or maybe this is, like, a bad idea and we shouldn't ever touch this gemstone.

698
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:24,000
I was going to say, or, like, is the garnet a test to, like, we don't care about the money aspect of the garnet, correct?

699
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,000
That's true.

700
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:29,000
So do we want to try and get it or not try and get it?

701
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,000
I say no.

702
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000
I say we just keep going.

703
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,000
That seems fair.

704
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,000
If we need to come back to this room, in theory, we should be able to.

705
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,000
But who knows?

706
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:42,000
Yeah, yeah, we can just, like, go out the way we came in, right?

707
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,000
Yeah.

708
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,000
Okay.

709
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,000
Let's do that.

710
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:50,000
So, sorry, you go out the way you came in or the way on the other side.

711
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000
I'm not leading you either way.

712
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000
Let's not go back the way we came in.

713
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:58,000
Won't it be less confusing if we go back the way we came in, though?

714
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:03,000
Yeah, but we know where we came.

715
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,000
Exactly.

716
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:09,000
Are you trying to get back to the room, though, or are we trying to go somewhere else?

717
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:14,000
Well, we can't be methodical if we just keep going, if we keep going in a direction.

718
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,000
I don't know.

719
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:21,000
I don't think we can be methodical since all the doors keep switching on us every time we go back in anyway.

720
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:29,000
But I guess we could go back to see if Flint's coins are, like, where they are.

721
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:33,000
Give us an idea of what is happening.

722
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:40,000
Either one's cool with me.

723
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,000
I'm like, I give one opinion.

724
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,000
Carl is like, I give a different opinion.

725
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:46,000
Mazes are so tricky, though.

726
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:51,000
Because if you go back the way you came, nothing changes in theory.

727
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:57,000
But if you go another way, something should shift by the time you get back to your original room, if we are back to that original room.

728
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:02,000
So it's like, do you go back the way you came and expect nothing to change and then do something differently?

729
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:07,000
Or do you expect it to change and then hopefully learn something from it changing?

730
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,000
Exactly.

731
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000
This is what you have to decide, Flint.

732
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000
Oh, how dare you?

733
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:16,000
So we're trying to figure out if we go forward or if we go back.

734
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:20,000
I mean, if we go forward, we haven't hit a dead end yet, right?

735
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:24,000
That was my thought is just keep because we're just trying to get through, right?

736
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:28,000
If we go back to the room that we were in, we already know it's there.

737
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000
We don't know maybe this is the right way.

738
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000
Maybe we should just keep going.

739
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:38,000
But if we come out and try to go back in, maybe it won't be the same door.

740
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000
Like, maybe we can't get back.

741
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000
OK, I don't know.

742
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000
I don't know. I don't want to stand here any longer.

743
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:48,000
So let's go through the exit because two of you said exit.

744
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000
So great. Let's go. Sure. Let's try to.

745
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000
Let's just keep going forward.

746
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:56,000
You three walk around this large pool.

747
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000
Five. Sorry. Yep. You five.

748
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000
I even voiced one of the goddamn characters.

749
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:04,000
We lost that. It's back in the other room.

750
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:08,000
This is where I get rid of NPCs.

751
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:13,000
No. So, yeah, you go through and the path begins to curve away

752
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:17,000
and you travel on it for another another good minute

753
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:22,000
and you come back out into the same pool area.

754
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:34,000
OK, let's let's try a new Lars one.

755
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:40,000
Let's go back through the other direction and get back to the sundial room.

756
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:44,000
Sure. Yep. You go back out the way you came.

757
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000
And again, the paths curve.

758
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:50,000
No real clear direction. And you end up back in the pool area.

759
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000
Oh, I guess there was only one choice, wasn't there?

760
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000
And it was get the fucking stone.

761
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000
Apparently.

762
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,000
I hate it when there's illusion of choice.

763
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:04,000
So hover boots or Donnie, what do we want to do here?

764
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:07,000
Well, let's let's do hover boots.

765
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,000
Why not? Let's levitate.

766
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,000
You guys got a rope, you guys going to sling me?

767
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:17,000
Are you guys going to like whip me around and let me go?

768
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,000
That is the more complicated solution, right?

769
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:25,000
As opposed to Donnie just just just flying and getting it.

770
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:33,000
It says here on my character sheet that I overlook obvious solutions.

771
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:37,000
I'll give you an inspiration point for that, then.

772
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000
For what? For hover boots.

773
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:43,000
Oh, thanks. For overlooking an obvious solution.

774
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,000
I already have an inspiration point.

775
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000
Well, then you should use your inspiration.

776
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,000
Oh, I did use my inspiration.

777
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,000
She did. She rerolled it.

778
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,000
Well, then you have another inspiration.

779
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:57,000
Hey, sorry, does Donnie want to go?

780
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:01,000
I don't know that Donnie's like jazzed to do it, but it just makes more sense.

781
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:05,000
What if we have what if we tie the tether to Thea

782
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:09,000
and then have Donnie like trail her that way

783
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:12,000
so that he like toes her over there so she can like grab.

784
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000
I think that puts two of us in danger.

785
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000
What if something leaps out of this?

786
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,000
Yeah, exactly.

787
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:22,000
Like she's a fucking glider and he's the powered plane that's taking her up.

788
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:30,000
I think it's fun, but I think Donnie should go because if something does jump out of the water,

789
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000
he needs to react quickly.

790
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:36,000
He will be able to do it, whereas I will be at the mercy.

791
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000
I will just literally just be there.

792
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,000
Agreed.

793
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:43,000
And you guys will need to try to pull me the right direction to get away.

794
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:55,000
Okay, Donnie is going to fly to the center to try and get that garnet.

795
00:41:55,000 --> 00:42:03,000
So Donnie flies to the center and does he like grab it with his mouth, his hand or his claw or whatever he's got?

796
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,000
Yeah, claws, not hands.

797
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,000
Creep.

798
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000
What kind of creepy do you think he is?

799
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000
Oh my god, that would be really weird.

800
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000
With like little baby hands.

801
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,000
He could do like a bunch of finger guns.

802
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,000
That would be fine.

803
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,000
Yeah, totally.

804
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:21,000
Yeah, just with a claw, you know?

805
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,000
Sure.

806
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:30,000
And as he grabs it, a pincer claw reaches up out of the dark murky water and grabs his claw.

807
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,000
Hey there, I'm your Dungeon Master, Russ More.

808
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:43,000
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828
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:29,000
Let's get back to this episode, though, and see what those crazy tools have in store for Faerun's best hope for saving the end of the world.

829
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,000
Have a great week.

830
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,000
We'll talk soon.

831
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:47,000
And rising up out of the water, you see a tool, a large lobster like creature.

832
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,000
We know the tool.

833
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,000
You know the tool.

834
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:54,000
Your characters don't necessarily know that you have run into true.

835
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000
We have run into you thought those naked.

836
00:44:56,000 --> 00:45:04,000
If you don't know when what we're talking about thought a tool naked.

837
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,000
You should become a patron.

838
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:17,000
You can hear all about the naked tool battle and song kitty and song kitty.

839
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:24,000
And some just vicious verbal mockery and a real sassy janitor.

840
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:28,000
Yeah, just one of the best janitor characters in fiction.

841
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:39,000
I think the giant crushing pincer claw reaches up out of the pool, falling behind at the twisted and armored body of what you are familiar with as a tool.

842
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:50,000
Green, brown and yellow color pigments its hard exoskeleton rising up out of the water to reveal its crustacean like ma with tentacles moving and reaching in every direction.

843
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:59,000
Grasping for Donnie, its spine back arches as it draws power from its four spiny legs, helping it crush down on Donnie's claw.

844
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:04,000
So that reaches up and now has a hold of Donnie and Donnie.

845
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:07,000
So that's going to be eight plus four.

846
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,000
So that's ten bludgeoning damage.

847
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,000
Plus you must make an escape.

848
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:14,000
You just try and escape or be grappled.

849
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000
Nineteen.

850
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000
So he's not grappled.

851
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:22,000
He manages to pull three and has the garnet.

852
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:28,000
But the out of the pool, four tools begin crawling up over the edge.

853
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,000
Roll for initiative.

854
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,000
I yell fly high Donnie.

855
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,000
Four more so five total.

856
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,000
Four, four total.

857
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,000
So sorry.

858
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,000
Yeah, I boarded that poorly.

859
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,000
Fourteen.

860
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000
Eleven.

861
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000
Twenty five.

862
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000
She says it so naturally.

863
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000
Yeah, it's twenty five.

864
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,000
Twenty five.

865
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,000
So Nularaaaia you're up first.

866
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000
Great.

867
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000
Why did she roll well or something?

868
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:58,000
I am going to use dragon slayer.

869
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,000
Okay.

870
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,000
Yeah, I am.

871
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,000
Okay.

872
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:05,000
That is twenty five again.

873
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:08,000
And I guess just like whatever one's closest to me.

874
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:11,000
So yeah, there's one climbing up and out of the pool.

875
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:15,000
He's like on the edge of the pool and closest to you.

876
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,000
Okay.

877
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000
So he's cheating at Marco Polo.

878
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000
Exactly.

879
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,000
Okay.

880
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:26,000
So that is eleven.

881
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,000
Seventeen damage.

882
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,000
Okay.

883
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:40,000
You swing into this this tools rough and tough shell and crack into it a little bit.

884
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:41,000
Okay.

885
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,000
Yeah, keep going.

886
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,000
Okay.

887
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:47,000
Second attack is a twenty four.

888
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,000
Yep.

889
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:51,000
That will hit twenty two damage.

890
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,000
No, I'm lying.

891
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,000
I'm lying.

892
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,000
Twenty damage.

893
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,000
I'm lying.

894
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:58,000
It's forty two damage.

895
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000
Twenty damage.

896
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,000
Okay.

897
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:08,000
So you swing and strike into it again and you chop into like one of the crooks where

898
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:16,000
its arms are and it lets out a Zoidberg scream.

899
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:18,000
Okay.

900
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:23,000
Donnie is going to use his cool shit.

901
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:26,000
Donnie's got some dope ass new tricks.

902
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:32,000
How close are any together?

903
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:35,000
None are super close together.

904
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,000
It's an eighty foot room.

905
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:40,000
So they're probably twenty or thirty feet apart kind of climbing up out of different

906
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,000
areas.

907
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:45,000
The fourth one is still within the pool kind of going towards an edge towards you

908
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,000
your crew.

909
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:49,000
Now it's only a sixty foot pool if I remember correctly.

910
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:53,000
Does that change where they're located?

911
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,000
No.

912
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,000
Okay.

913
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:58,000
Just thought I'd check in case I did the math badly.

914
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:02,000
I would be known to do that but I'm pretty sure I'm okay.

915
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:08,000
Donnie is going to use his fire breath.

916
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,000
Okay.

917
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,000
On.

918
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,000
Are they all exiting at our end?

919
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:16,000
Like are they all I assume?

920
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000
We'll say tool one and two are at your end.

921
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000
You're fighting number two.

922
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:26,000
Three is kind of if you draw a line straight across it the three is like off to the

923
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:29,000
right side of the room coming out.

924
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,000
But out of the pool.

925
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:34,000
But getting out of the pool and four is kind of in the middle of the pool coming

926
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,000
towards you.

927
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,000
More because he just like pincered right?

928
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,000
Yeah.

929
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,000
Exactly.

930
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:42,000
So he's going to go for number three.

931
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:46,000
That is only a nine.

932
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000
Nine will not do it.

933
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,000
So.

934
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:50,000
Just wait guys.

935
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,000
It's real.

936
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:52,000
Yes.

937
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,000
Does breath.

938
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,000
Okay.

939
00:49:55,000 --> 00:50:00,000
Does it not.

940
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:04,000
He has to recharge at the start of his turn but does he have to recharge if it

941
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,000
doesn't work?

942
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:08,000
But he doesn't like it's it's a breath though so it happens and then there needs

943
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:11,000
to be a saving throw not a not an attack.

944
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,000
Oh.

945
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:15,000
Well that's not what I have written down.

946
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,000
Well no I mean I could be wrong.

947
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,000
Fire breath.

948
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:21,000
Dragon exhales fire in a 15 foot cone.

949
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:24,000
Each creature in that area has to make DC 13.

950
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,000
Yeah.

951
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,000
So you don't make that.

952
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,000
They make that.

953
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,000
Okay.

954
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000
So you don't need to roll for that.

955
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,000
It's almost like a spell.

956
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000
It's like with my wolf breath.

957
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,000
Okay.

958
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:36,000
Yeah it is an arranged attack.

959
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,000
It's it's an area of effect.

960
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,000
So.

961
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,000
Okay.

962
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:45,000
In that 15 foot cone which is currently only one creature it will have to make a

963
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:50,000
dexterity saving throw to dodge out of the way and on a failed save it still

964
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,000
takes half fire.

965
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,000
Yeah.

966
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:55,000
On a successful save it still takes half fire damage.

967
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,000
Okay.

968
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,000
So yeah.

969
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:58,000
Great.

970
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,000
It just happens and then my dex is a 19.

971
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:03,000
So it takes half of the 40 10.

972
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,000
Okay.

973
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:05,000
Yeah.

974
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:08,000
Yeah.

975
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:16,000
So 7 13 18 23 half of 23.

976
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,000
So 11.

977
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:23,000
It looks up at Donnie through its beady eyes and sees that flame coming and dives

978
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:29,000
back towards the pool but catches the back end with that flame as it dives back

979
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,000
into the water there.

980
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:35,000
Flaming Kins is up and she's like well these are ugly motherfuckers.

981
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:39,000
Let's let's light them up because I like it.

982
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:46,000
It's she's going to toss chaos ball at say number one and if the area of

983
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,000
effect.

984
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,000
No it's just going to be number one.

985
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:57,000
So she's going to make it ranged attack 19 which will hit and that's

986
00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:05,000
going to be five 11 force damage on number one which knocks it back to the

987
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,000
edge of the water.

988
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:11,000
It's not in the water but like butts up against the side of it.

989
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:17,000
And then it is the eastern see it's going to get out her oath bow and

990
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:24,000
she's going to look at the tool in the middle of the water.

991
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,000
Okay.

992
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:31,000
It whispers swift defeat to my enemy in like a super creep away.

993
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:37,000
Super creepy death to you who have wronged me.

994
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:40,000
And yet my enemy is in the middle.

995
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:46,000
And so here I go rolling dice.

996
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:52,000
Oh 19 and that is 3d 6.

997
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,000
11.

998
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:58,000
It impales into the shoulder of this tool and then it is Thaddeus's turn

999
00:52:58,000 --> 00:52:59,000
Flint you got Thaddeus.

1000
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:04,000
Yeah I've got I've got the spell list open because that's right where I'm

1001
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,000
going for.

1002
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:06,000
All right.

1003
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:07,000
Okay.

1004
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,000
So which which tools have been hit so far.

1005
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:15,000
All of them all of them new Lars the number two tool the one that new

1006
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:18,000
Lars fighting has been hit the most but everybody has been hit at some

1007
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,000
point or another.

1008
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:20,000
Okay.

1009
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:24,000
He's going to grab a pinch of iron powder out of his spell of spell

1010
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:30,000
bag component stuff and he's going to cast reduce on one of the

1011
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,000
tools.

1012
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:34,000
So he'll say tool number three.

1013
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:39,000
So this tool has to pass a Constitution saving throw or its size

1014
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:43,000
is halved and it will do less damage to people when it attacks

1015
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,000
Constitution.

1016
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,000
That's an 18.

1017
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,000
Oh that's probably going to pass.

1018
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,000
Let me just scroll up here.

1019
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,000
Let me just scroll up here.

1020
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:50,000
Yep.

1021
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,000
Certainly looks like 16.

1022
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:52,000
Yep.

1023
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:53,000
Oh well.

1024
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,000
Well sorry about that.

1025
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:55,000
It was a good try.

1026
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:56,000
It was a good try.

1027
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,000
Yeah.

1028
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,000
Gosh darn.

1029
00:53:58,000 --> 00:53:59,000
Flint you're up.

1030
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:03,000
I'm going to run over to tool number two since it's already taken

1031
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:08,000
some damage and try and try and sell this bad boy right out from

1032
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,000
under new are Jeepers.

1033
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:11,000
That's right.

1034
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,000
Okay.

1035
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:19,000
So I swing my axe with a rock solid 12 which I don't think is going

1036
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,000
to do it.

1037
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,000
No 12 doesn't hit.

1038
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,000
Okay.

1039
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,000
Perfect.

1040
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,000
So you come over like new Laura.

1041
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:27,000
Sorry it was a 13 but still it wasn't good.

1042
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,000
Still does not.

1043
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:29,000
Okay.

1044
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:34,000
So I regroup and try with my second attack which is a 20 but

1045
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:35,000
not critical.

1046
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:36,000
Yeah that'll hit.

1047
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,000
Okey dokey.

1048
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,000
All right.

1049
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:41,000
So that is 13 points of damage.

1050
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:42,000
Okay.

1051
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:46,000
And we'll go for another one which is a 22 so that should be no

1052
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,000
problem.

1053
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:48,000
Yep.

1054
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,000
And I.

1055
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:52,000
Oh that's a D10 plus seven.

1056
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000
So that's 17 damage.

1057
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,000
Yeah.

1058
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,000
It's nice when you roll the maximum.

1059
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:01,000
And yeah that's about it after a couple good slices with the

1060
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:02,000
old axe.

1061
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,000
That's about it for my turn.

1062
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:07,000
Flint comes over and whiffs his first one and then hacks after

1063
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:10,000
he's a little bit frustrated at that obviously.

1064
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:14,000
Double hacks into and now there are Chule guts coming out of

1065
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,000
part of this Chules exoskeleton.

1066
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000
But it is Pinsir's ready.

1067
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:19,000
Ready to go.

1068
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:22,000
And it is Chule one and two's turn.

1069
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:26,000
Number one is going to rush over to Flint and number two

1070
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:30,000
will attack new Laura with two Pinsir attacks each.

1071
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:34,000
So number one on Flint is a critical miss.

1072
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:37,000
And a.

1073
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:40,000
An 18.

1074
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,000
What kind of damage is this.

1075
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:43,000
Oh it's bludgeoning right.

1076
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,000
Bludgeon.

1077
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,000
Yes that should hit me then.

1078
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:47,000
All right.

1079
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:50,000
So you get attacked by one Pinsir for 11 bludgeoning damage

1080
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:53,000
and then you must also make an escape DC.

1081
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:57,000
So that's going to be eight bludgeoning damage because I

1082
00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:00,000
produce damage by three.

1083
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:03,000
And that is an 18 then.

1084
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:04,000
Yeah.

1085
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:05,000
You're not grappled.

1086
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:08,000
You're not grappled new Laura.

1087
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:11,000
You get a critical 20.

1088
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,000
And a 12.

1089
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,000
That's going to be.

1090
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:17,000
Shitty.

1091
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,000
It's going to be bad.

1092
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,000
It's not going to be bad.

1093
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,000
I rolled poorly on the second one.

1094
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:26,000
So that's nine plus four is a 13 bludgeoning damage.

1095
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:30,000
And you must also make a strength based escape DC.

1096
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:31,000
Okay.

1097
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,000
And it's.

1098
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:36,000
26.

1099
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,000
Yep.

1100
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:39,000
You're good.

1101
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:45,000
The other two seem to be drawn to the.

1102
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:48,000
Four seems to be drawn towards you Thea.

1103
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:53,000
Three seems to be drawn towards Flamykins.

1104
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:56,000
So four is going to come over.

1105
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:59,000
And that is going to be a 21 and a 12 for their

1106
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,000
attacks.

1107
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:03,000
The 21 I assume does it.

1108
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,000
That's going to be 10 bludgeoning.

1109
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,000
And you must also make a strength.

1110
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,000
Does a 10 do it.

1111
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:14,000
You find yourself grappled by the tool.

1112
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:19,000
And now you must also succeed on as it uses its tentacles.

1113
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:23,000
They come towards you.

1114
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,000
You must make a constitution saving throw.

1115
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:28,000
This is going to go real bad with your shellfish allergy.

1116
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,000
Seven.

1117
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:31,000
But you can't.

1118
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:33,000
I have my inspiration.

1119
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:35,000
You do have an inspiration.

1120
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,000
But it doesn't matter if I can be poisoned.

1121
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:39,000
So it would it would it would poison you.

1122
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:41,000
If but you can't take poison.

1123
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,000
Right.

1124
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:43,000
You can't be poisoned.

1125
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:44,000
No I can't be poisoned.

1126
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:45,000
Yeah.

1127
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,000
So you can't be poisoned.

1128
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,000
So nothing happens.

1129
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:48,000
It's just like.

1130
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:51,000
And I'm like it's like on my face and I'm like.

1131
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:54,000
You are now grappled and at the start of your turn you must

1132
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,000
succeed on that constitution saving throw.

1133
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,000
I'll use my inspiration next time.

1134
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,000
Or you must use a strength saving throw again.

1135
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:00,000
Or strength contest.

1136
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:03,000
It'll be like in that episode of Treehouse of Horrors when

1137
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,000
the zombies are like poking at Homer's head.

1138
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,000
And then they're like well we don't want this guy's got

1139
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:08,000
no brains.

1140
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,000
And they move on to the next guy.

1141
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:14,000
Flamikins Kins got hit by one of the pincers from the number

1142
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,000
three.

1143
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:18,000
And that is going to be seven damage to Flamikins Kins.

1144
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:22,000
And she must also make a strength contest.

1145
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,000
She has zero strength.

1146
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,000
So that's a 13.

1147
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,000
So she beats it.

1148
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:26,000
OK.

1149
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:27,000
Back to the top.

1150
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:28,000
Nuara.

1151
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,000
Donnie.

1152
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:30,000
You're up.

1153
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:31,000
OK.

1154
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:32,000
Number two is snapping in your face.

1155
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:33,000
Oh yeah right.

1156
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,000
He didn't quite get dead yet.

1157
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,000
No not quite.

1158
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:39,000
So that is 20.

1159
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:42,000
Not critical.

1160
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:46,000
So that is 21 damage.

1161
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:49,000
Tell me how you destroy this jewel.

1162
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:53,000
I'm going to just swing Dragon Slayer and chop off both

1163
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:54,000
pincers.

1164
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:58,000
But I'm still like pretty mad about the whole situation.

1165
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:02,000
So I also then just like stab it in the gut.

1166
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,000
Oh yeah.

1167
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,000
I don't want it to slowly bleed out like.

1168
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:06,000
So hold on.

1169
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,000
You use two attacks on it.

1170
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:09,000
No.

1171
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:10,000
Oh god.

1172
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:11,000
I'm kidding.

1173
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:12,000
I'm kidding.

1174
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:13,000
Don't be sticking.

1175
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,000
So you keep a clear cut off.

1176
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,000
Your pincers fall off.

1177
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:21,000
But yeah you clean through clear through its gut as well.

1178
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:24,000
Spilling its Chule guts.

1179
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:25,000
Yeah.

1180
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:31,000
So you've got Chule four attacking and grappling Thea.

1181
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:38,000
Chule three attacking Flamikins and Flint fighting with number one at this point.

1182
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:39,000
What?

1183
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,000
Which one is in the middle of the ocean?

1184
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:41,000
They came out.

1185
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:44,000
They seem drawn towards you.

1186
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:45,000
Right.

1187
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,000
Yeah.

1188
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:51,000
So I am going to attack the one that has Thea grappled then.

1189
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:52,000
Okay.

1190
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:55,000
Thanks buddy.

1191
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:58,000
That is a 22.

1192
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,000
Yep.

1193
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:04,000
And that is 13 damage.

1194
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,000
Okay.

1195
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,000
It still has her.

1196
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:09,000
Man.

1197
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:10,000
It's tough.

1198
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:11,000
Tough mofo isn't it.

1199
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:12,000
Okay.

1200
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:16,000
So Donnie is going to roll to see if his breath weapon is recharged.

1201
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:17,000
It is not.

1202
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:18,000
Okay.

1203
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,000
But that's okay.

1204
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,000
He can he can do other things.

1205
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:23,000
He's not a he's not a one trick pony.

1206
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:36,000
He is going to try to bite the one that has Flamikins or is fighting Flamikins.

1207
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,000
Yep.

1208
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,000
Donnie's not doing so good.

1209
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:44,000
He's overly confident with his new appearance.

1210
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:50,000
Swoops down and takes an open air bite just trying to be like hey hey I see you.

1211
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:51,000
Exactly.

1212
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:57,000
Flamikins is up and she's like this is an ugly piece of shit.

1213
01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:01,000
So yeah we'll just throw another chaos bolt in her direction.

1214
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:02,000
That's a 19.

1215
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:06,000
That's going to hit.

1216
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,000
That's six.

1217
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:09,000
Ten.

1218
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:15,000
Ten lightning damage just wraps into this tool.

1219
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:17,000
So is it like cooked now.

1220
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:18,000
Would we eat it.

1221
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:21,000
It did not get dead.

1222
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:24,000
So not mean you couldn't stop me before.

1223
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:26,000
It doesn't stop you before.

1224
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:27,000
Thea you're up.

1225
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:28,000
All right.

1226
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:29,000
I am going to.

1227
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:30,000
Where is the.

1228
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:33,000
Well I need to make that strength contest don't I.

1229
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:34,000
How about a 12.

1230
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:35,000
Yeah.

1231
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,000
You knock free of this pincer.

1232
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,000
I do.

1233
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:38,000
Yeah.

1234
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:39,000
So you're good.

1235
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,000
You knock free of this pincer.

1236
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:43,000
And where is the enemy that has wronged me.

1237
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,000
That's the one you're fighting.

1238
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:45,000
Yeah.

1239
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:46,000
Oh shit.

1240
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:47,000
It's like on top of me.

1241
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:48,000
I can't use my bow.

1242
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,000
I'm going to I'm going to use a spell instead.

1243
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:55,000
You could run 10 feet away from it and use your bow.

1244
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:58,000
Take a attack of opportunity.

1245
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:02,000
Which could stop you from moving altogether.

1246
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:05,000
I'll burn it with my flame.

1247
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:06,000
It's cool.

1248
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,000
Then I'm going to poison spray it.

1249
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:09,000
OK.

1250
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:19,000
So it's 3D 12 and 10 17 so it's 19 damage.

1251
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:20,000
Yeah.

1252
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:27,000
You poison spray up into this thing's face and it doesn't appear affected by what

1253
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:29,000
you've just done.

1254
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:31,000
Thaddeus is up.

1255
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:32,000
Yeah.

1256
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:37,000
Thaddeus is going to throw a firebolt at the the Joel that's messing around

1257
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:38,000
with Amy.

1258
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:44,000
That's funny because he is about to throw a hissy fit.

1259
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:48,000
So that is a 21.

1260
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:49,000
Yeah.

1261
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,000
Perfect.

1262
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,000
All right.

1263
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,000
Ten.

1264
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,000
13 damage.

1265
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:57,000
OK.

1266
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:58,000
That's good.

1267
01:02:58,000 --> 01:02:59,000
Flint you're up.

1268
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:02,000
I'll take on this Joel number one.

1269
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:05,000
I guess that's attacking me.

1270
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:13,000
And I'll swing swing my axe into its right pincher with a 26 attack roll.

1271
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:15,000
So I think I should hit it.

1272
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:19,000
I think you're going to hit it just barely just a little bit.

1273
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:25,000
And that is 14 damage on the first attack.

1274
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:33,000
And I'm going to kind of uppercut into the section below its right pincher.

1275
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:35,000
If I can roll it on the table that would be helpful.

1276
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:36,000
That's 21.

1277
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,000
So that should work out.

1278
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:39,000
Yep.

1279
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:40,000
That's not so great.

1280
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:42,000
Nine damage on that one.

1281
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,000
Oh but I get to reroll that because it was a two.

1282
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,000
Hold on.

1283
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:46,000
Oh it's your force.

1284
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:47,000
Oh it was a two again.

1285
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:48,000
All right.

1286
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,000
So nine damage.

1287
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:52,000
And some things are just meant to be.

1288
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:53,000
Yep.

1289
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:54,000
Sometimes you can't fight it.

1290
01:03:54,000 --> 01:04:02,000
And third one I'm going to try and slice on into its face with all the wiggly things that are going on there with it.

1291
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:04,000
And that is a 19.

1292
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:05,000
Yep.

1293
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:06,000
Oh max damage.

1294
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:07,000
So 17.

1295
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:09,000
Tell me how you kill this one.

1296
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:23,000
Yeah after the attacks on its arm it kind of drops its guard because it took a couple hits and I like kind of take a big step forward and just drive my axe straight into the old face hole.

1297
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:24,000
Sure.

1298
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:25,000
All right.

1299
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:32,000
And it yeah it goes down and drops and you have to pull out your axe a little bit there.

1300
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:39,000
And then it is three and four's turn and they're going for four is going for Thea.

1301
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:41,000
That's four.

1302
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:45,000
And a 16.

1303
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:47,000
16.

1304
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:50,000
Well not.

1305
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:51,000
Oh it's armor class.

1306
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:55,000
Oh so yeah you didn't pull your shield so you got 16.

1307
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:58,000
So it pincers you.

1308
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:03,000
That's seven damage plus another strength.

1309
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,000
20.

1310
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:07,000
You will not grapple.

1311
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:08,000
So surprised.

1312
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:09,000
I like it.

1313
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:12,000
Anytime I roll more than an 11 I'm surprised.

1314
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:13,000
I'm not going to lie to you.

1315
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:14,000
That's fair.

1316
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:18,000
He's going for Flamikinskins and she has an armor class of 11.

1317
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:19,000
Jesus.

1318
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:28,000
She gets hit by one of the pincers for nine damage and a strength saving throw.

1319
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,000
She succeeds.

1320
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,000
Okay new Laura your turn.

1321
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:36,000
So there's one fighting Thea and Flamikinskins.

1322
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:44,000
Then I am going to go for the one on Thea because I think that's where I was last time.

1323
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:48,000
That is a 15.

1324
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:50,000
15 does not hit.

1325
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:52,000
Okay.

1326
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:55,000
How about a 17.

1327
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:58,000
17 will hit.

1328
01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,000
That's 20 damage.

1329
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:01,000
Yeah.

1330
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:05,000
Tell me how you kill the jewel.

1331
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:08,000
Just a straight beheading.

1332
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:10,000
Just your standard beheading.

1333
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:12,000
I wonder how many times I have you saying that.

1334
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:13,000
That's a lot I think.

1335
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:15,000
It's a lot it's my favorite way.

1336
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:16,000
Just a straight beheading.

1337
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:18,000
Just your standard.

1338
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:20,000
It's one of my it's my go-to way.

1339
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,000
It's so definitive.

1340
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:23,000
I like that.

1341
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:24,000
Donnie.

1342
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:25,000
What's Donnie doing?

1343
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:33,000
I guess he is going to try and recharge his weapon, his breath weapon, which he does not do.

1344
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:36,000
But he will try to bite.

1345
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:37,000
There's only one left now.

1346
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:38,000
Yeah.

1347
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:40,000
Yep.

1348
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:43,000
So that is a 15.

1349
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:44,000
15 does not hit.

1350
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:45,000
Okay.

1351
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:47,000
He's just air chopping a lot.

1352
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:49,000
It's just his thing.

1353
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:50,000
Okay.

1354
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,000
Flame of Kins.

1355
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:59,000
She's actually going to she's going to try and get nice and close and dagger it.

1356
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:00,000
Oh yeah.

1357
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:01,000
She does.

1358
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:02,000
That's a 23.

1359
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:03,000
Damn.

1360
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:06,000
It doesn't do a lot of damage, but it's four piercing damage.

1361
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:08,000
That shivs it.

1362
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:09,000
A lot.

1363
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:10,000
Yeah.

1364
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:12,000
Then it's Thea's turn.

1365
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:14,000
My my guy's dead.

1366
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:17,000
So what does my oathbow whisper to me?

1367
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:20,000
Swift defeat to my enemies.

1368
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:24,000
And I say swift death to those who have wronged me.

1369
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:25,000
Yeah.

1370
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:32,000
And then I look at the last chule and I 24.

1371
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:33,000
Yeah.

1372
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:34,000
Yeah.

1373
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:37,000
11 damage.

1374
01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:47,000
Thaddeus is up next as this arrow pierces in and the chule turns and eyes at Thea.

1375
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:49,000
Turn around.

1376
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:53,000
Never now and then.

1377
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:55,000
Thaddeus.

1378
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:58,000
Thaddeus.

1379
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:00,000
I like the look.

1380
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,000
Try not to spite up here.

1381
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:03,000
Continue.

1382
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:04,000
Yep.

1383
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:05,000
Who's asleep?

1384
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:06,000
Oh, a hundred percent.

1385
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:07,000
I am.

1386
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:08,000
I am fading fast here.

1387
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:13,000
We're going to throw another firebolt at this guy.

1388
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:14,000
Okay.

1389
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:18,000
That is a 22.

1390
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:20,000
Yep.

1391
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:24,000
Six and three is nine damage.

1392
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:28,000
Tell me how the fireball burns it.

1393
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:35,000
The firebolt manages to kind of ricochet off of the outer shell a couple times and then

1394
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:41,000
like disappears inside the chule and just like all of a sudden it slumps to the ground

1395
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:45,000
and smoke starts coming out of the inner shell.

1396
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:47,000
It ain't moving no more.

1397
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:48,000
I like that.

1398
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:50,000
That's fun.

1399
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:51,000
It's good.

1400
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:53,000
So the room is clear of chules.

1401
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:58,000
Donnie has the garnet in hand.

1402
01:08:58,000 --> 01:08:59,000
Which way do you go?

1403
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:05,000
Let's try to go the moving forward way because I feel like this was where we were supposed

1404
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:09,000
to go and I don't want to go back towards where we previously were.

1405
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:10,000
Sure.

1406
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:11,000
Okay.

1407
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:12,000
I think Thea took the most damage.

1408
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:14,000
She just hobbles forward.

1409
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:16,000
Did you take quite a bit?

1410
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:18,000
It's real limpy.

1411
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:23,000
No, but I took like maybe 20 points of damage.

1412
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:25,000
Well, that's a fair bit for you.

1413
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:29,000
You exit the pool room where you have just defeated the chules and begin back down the

1414
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:31,000
winding hallways of the maze.

1415
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:37,000
Walking for no more than a minute, the world seems to spin as you weave through

1416
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:38,000
the pathway.

1417
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:42,000
Seeing the tower to your left and then looking back and then it's to your right

1418
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:47,000
and then not at all before you finally enter back into the sundial room.

1419
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:52,000
And as you see it, there are still only two shadows pointing in a similar manner to

1420
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:53,000
when you left.

1421
01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:59,000
The coins Flint left on the way out the last time disappeared, leaving no signs of

1422
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:01,000
where you have come or gone.

1423
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:03,000
Oh, sneaky.

1424
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:05,000
You bought someone lunch.

1425
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:27,000
Some of the music in today's episode is by Kavin McLeod of incompetech.filmmusic.io

1426
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:31,000
and Scott Buckley at scottbuckley.com.au

1427
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:39,000
Previously, you had a wonderful skills challenge.

1428
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:42,000
Previously.

1429
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:44,000
Tom's face again.

1430
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:47,000
Just watch Tom's face all the time.

1431
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:49,000
I feel like Tom's face mirrored my face at the time.

1432
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:51,000
We were both like, Peter?

1433
01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:54,000
I just can only see half of your face, Amy, so I can get it.

1434
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:56,000
Oh, yes.

1435
01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:57,000
There it is.

1436
01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:59,000
Oh, there she is.

1437
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:02,000
Do just us five go down?

1438
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:04,000
Tom, make that face again.

1439
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:05,000
There you go.

1440
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:06,000
It's a good one.

1441
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:07,000
Perfect.

1442
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:09,000
Also, Amy, your hair looks real good.

1443
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:10,000
It is.

1444
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:11,000
It's so good.

1445
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:12,000
You're such a good redhead.

1446
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:13,000
It's really great.

1447
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:15,000
Do you want me to move this?

1448
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:17,000
I'm like sitting super close.

1449
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:18,000
Yeah, I know.

1450
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:19,000
It's making me uncomfortable.

1451
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:22,000
I don't like when my wife sits so close to me.

1452
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:25,000
I don't like it when my wife is touching me.

1453
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:27,000
Look, we had our anniversary.

1454
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:29,000
We're touchy feely on the Facebooks there.

1455
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:30,000
Now it's time to get back to business.

1456
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:31,000
All right.

1457
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:32,000
No more.

1458
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:34,000
We don't PDA online.

1459
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:36,000
It was very sweet.

1460
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:37,000
It was.

1461
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:39,000
And made sweeter because you don't do it all the time.

1462
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:42,000
If you did that every day, I would know you would be.

1463
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:45,000
I was going to say I would probably hide you.

1464
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:46,000
I'm sorry.

1465
01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:48,000
But I would hide those people.

1466
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:50,000
This is why I don't I don't post a lot.

1467
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:51,000
I love love.

1468
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:52,000
But I mean, come on now.

1469
01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:55,000
Some people believe that there's a dog underneath my table

1470
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:58,000
that's going to be shit to edit out chewing on a bone.

1471
01:11:58,000 --> 01:11:59,000
Mm hmm.

1472
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:01,000
That's a strong rumor.

1473
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:03,000
She was coming through loud and clear.

1474
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:07,000
I'm sorry, Tom and Carla.

1475
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:08,000
What did you get?

1476
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:09,000
Oh, my God.

1477
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:11,000
I rolled a different dice and still got a two.

1478
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:12,000
Twelve.

1479
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:13,000
Eleven.

1480
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:14,000
Here's my dice, please.

1481
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:15,000
OK.

1482
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:16,000
Yeah.

1483
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:18,000
So everybody except Thea.

1484
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:19,000
What?

1485
01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:20,000
I rolled a ten.

1486
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:23,000
I'm just kidding.

1487
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:25,000
Fleming's rolled one.

1488
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:26,000
Sorry.

1489
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:27,000
What was your?

1490
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:28,000
Twenty five.

1491
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:29,000
Oh, yeah.

1492
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:30,000
Sure.

1493
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:31,000
Yeah.

1494
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:32,000
Oh, yeah.

1495
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:34,000
I hope that it was a hit.

1496
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:35,000
No.

1497
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:36,000
Good luck.

1498
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:37,000
I'm fucked.

1499
01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:38,000
Yeah.

1500
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:39,000
They said nobody gets out.

1501
01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:40,000
Oh, boy.

1502
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:41,000
No.

1503
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:42,000
No.

1504
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:43,000
No.

1505
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:44,000
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